Dare 48: Nom. Nom. Nom.

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Kiekiel has dared me to eat as much food as I can within an hour... *says this while eating* so I've been eating Taco Bell, Famous Dave's , McDonald's, and Panda Express for the past ten minutes.

"Nick has only stolen one or two tacos."

*takes a taco*

"Make that three"

*eating* NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

----(an hour later)

"She ate everything!"

"Two hundred tacos, fifty boxes of general tso's chicken, eighty mcchickens, and three stacks of famous dave's corn bread!?"

"That's a lot of food."

I need a nap. *falls asleep*

"_I've got her._" *_picks up Star_*

"She fell asleep."

"Yep."

"~How does someone fall asleep that fast?~"

"-I don't know-"

"|Man she was tired|"

"=People usually get tired after eating that much food.="

"Elio isn't wrong."

"But why was she so tired after eating?"

"She ate a lot of food."

"No human being should be able to eat that much in an hour."

"/She's not a human. She's an Eliatrope!\"

"Go away Qilby!"

"/maybe I don't want to.\"

"Go away."

"/I don't like any of you.\"

*sits up* Hey Qilby, why are you such a Buzz Kill? *falls back asleep*

"What was that joke?"

"Buzz Kill, because is name is Qilby, it sounds like Kill-Bee."

"That was a terrible joke."

"She was probably sleep talking."

"Good point."

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