- Actually loves the smell of the ocean.
- Tells you your hair looks fine even tho it's wet.
- Gets salt water in his eye 36396392 times.
"Fuck. Fuck. Fuckity. Fuck. The damn water is melting my eye."
"Stop opening your eyes under water dipshit."
- Take those cheesy couple photos cuz why not.
- Some pics are very aesthetic and pretty.
- "damn mami. Nice ass."
"Eyes are up here perv."
- "No BoDy LoOk At My BaByGiRl!"
"Finnnnnn! Shshshs!"
- you making fun of his hair while it's wet.
"You look like a wet poodle!"
*rolls eyes HARDCORE*
- kiss in the ocean.
- he throws you in the water when you refuse to get in.
- using 68 hundred bottles of sunscreen cuz he's a pale boi.
