Just an attempt at writing a bunch of EXO reactions because I have so many requests that there's no way someone will write them all unless I write them myself.
Rated M for sexual references.
Tao: *Thinking that guy had better be a relative of yours, or else he'd be getting a nasty taste of Wushu in a minute
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Xiumin: "Ah hell NO." *Burning a hold through the side of that punk's head. No one was allowed to talk to his wife like that except for him
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Luhan: *Immediately comes to stand beside you and introduce himself as your husband. If looks could kill, that guy would be 50 feet underground right now. "Wanna repeat what you just said?"
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Chen: "Uh. No buddy." *Savage mode has been activated. Starts roasting the guy until he's too embarrassed to speak and is forced to leave your presence
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