Just an attempt at writing a bunch of EXO reactions because I have so many requests that there's no way someone will write them all unless I write them myself.
Rated M for sexual references.
Chanyeol: *Since your drunk personality is unpredictable, has to stay sober to be on the watch "A-ah- where are you going sweetie?"
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Chen: *About to get really pissed off because you were doing body shots with a stranger "Ok. Enjoy yourself now. When we get home you're finished babe."
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Kai: *Can't control you "I told you not to go near those guys- aaaand- yep- kissed another one"
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Lay: *Is more wasted than you are "BABEY. COME DANCE WITH ME. Look look, like this."
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Luhan: *Even after he got you safely home you keep dancing thinking the bedroom was a club "I'm begging you, please. Can we go to sleep."
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Kyungsoo: "This wench" *So done with looking after you "Get in the bloody car. Now."
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Sehun: *Tries some of the stuff you were drinking "UGH. Ok that's strong. Wait- how many did you drink?"
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Tao: *Completely smashed, and is being wack. "Here, touch my ass jagi. It feels so good."
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Baekhyun: *Debating whether it's time to take you home when he sees you getting ready to pole dance
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Xiumin: "Are you serious? No I'm not drinking that poison. I value my brain cells thank you very much."
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Kris: *Let you draw all over him using your makeup "I want look like Pikachu"
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Suho: "You're such a lightweight babe"
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