EXO Oneshots, Reactions and Scenarios 2018

36: Announcing your pregnancy

Tao: Everyone was having dinner together that night and at one point started joking about Tao and urging him to hurry up and have a kid already, maybe then he'd become a real man. "Yah! I am a man! Look I got married before all of YOU." You were strangely quiet then and Sehun nudges you "Noona? What's the matter?" You hesitate and everyone suddenly gets all quiet looking at you "I actually took a test today... it's here in my pocket" You show them the little stick. "So-" You didn't get to finish your sentence because everyone had started jumping up and down and screaming and clutching each other 

Kai: He received the offer to appear on the SBS variety show 'Oh! My baby' and had told you the news asking you what you thought about it. You blushed knowing that this was the perfect opportunity to spring your own good news on him. So you cheekily remarked that he should take the opportunity because he needed to start practising now. He laughed at you but then stopped "-wait a minute. Yeobo, what did you mean by that?" You smiled wider, "I mean that it'll be good practice for you because YOU Kim Jongin, are going to be a father!" He picks you up by the waist and starts spinning you around the both of you laughing like crazy

Sehun: You and him were visiting his family to celebrate Christmas that year. It was going to be one big turn out because this time all his aunts and uncles had come to stay. He had so many little cousins that it warmed your heart to see your tall hunk of a husband playing around with them all. He was going to be such a great dad you thought to yourself, and he didn't even know yet. You were going to wait till dinner that night to bust the news out to everyone, but you shrugged and thought oh why not pulling your husband in for a kiss when he walked over to you "Honey " You murmured softly "I'm pregnant."

Chanyeol: You were giving him a massage after he came back home from a long day at work. He talks about the drama he's doing and how much he enjoys it, asking you if you wanted to visit the set next time. You smile and tell him how much you love him and how proud you are of him. You were doing such a good job making him relax that he was almost about to fall asleep lying face down on the bed. Slowly you brought your face closer to his ear whispering "Yeobo?" He mumbles "Mmm..?" "Remember when I asked you if we could make a baby last month?" He nodded his head sleepily "Well... I think we made one already." All the sleep left his body at that moment and you couldn't even blink before he began to bombard you with kisses all over

Baekhyun: Lately you had been feeling all moody to the point that you got upset over the smallest things. He would just pout saying that you were being so mean to him but doesn't take it too hard thinking that you were probably at that time of the month again. You tell him one night that you needed to have a serious chat with him and had said that with such a grave face that he had spent the whole next day worrying about the worst case scenario. Did someone die? Did you cheat? He waited with bated breath when you began by saying you were sorry you had been acting strange lately, but then handed him a small object. A pregnancy test showing you were positive. He forgot all about his anguish and starts screaming excitedly that you two were having a baby!!! You cracked a smile for the first time that week. You loved this man

Suho: You always loved shocking him, especially on live telly. You decided to continue your tradition when the two of you had been invited to be interviewed by Entertainment weekly. The MC did his thing asking you questions like "So how did the two of you meet?" "What attracted you to your wife at first?" "Can you share some of his secrets?" The both of you were having a lot of fun answering the questions even though he had to cover your mouth multiple times to try to stop you from exposing everything about him. You had more dirt on him than all his members combined. At one point he noticed you staring at him "What? If you have something to say just say it now" You smile wickedly and shock both him and the MC by telling them the news of your pregnancy. It didn't have the effect you expected as your husband started bawling his eyes out. You try to salvage the atmosphere by joking "Honey... think about all the memes they're going to make of you..."

Kyungsoo: He really started to question your sanity recently as you had begun to eat weird food combinations like ice cream and tuna. You were having breakfast with him that morning when he saw that you were eating watermelon with your scrambled eggs. He pointed to your plate with his fork "Yah. Why do you keep doing that?" You had wondered when he would start asking you about your behaviour, and just grinned sweetly "Yeobo. Why do women usually have weird cravings?" He spurts out his drink and turns to you with wide eyes gulping "Y-you're sure about it?"

Lay: You greeted him with a kiss when he finally returned home after being away for 2 weeks to promote his new album. There was something different about you but he couldn't seem to place his finger on it. Perhaps he had just missed you too much because he thought that you were practically glowing from within. He was about to dismiss the odd feeling when you smiled up at him saying that you had something you wanted to tell him. He waited patiently but you just grabbed his hand and placed his palm over your tummy. You were wearing a baggy shirt but knew he would be able to feel the small bump. He looks at you with so much emotion and drops to his knees in front of you making you cry "Y-yah! Get up!" Searching your eyes he quietly asked "Really honey?" You nod. And he let himself cry as well

Xiumin: You tried to surprise him by asking all the members to help you catch him off guard on his birthday that year. You were all hiding back in his room waiting in the dark for him to walk through the door. What you didn't know what that he had already found out about the surprise because Chen accidentally let it slip earlier. So when he walks through the door and turns on the light he isn't remotely shocked to find all 11 members and you already there shouting "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!" He merely says "Thanks guys, I already knew because of Chen." Everyone groans and starts hitting said person "Awww you ruined it pabo!" "Unbelievable!!" Nonetheless he still has a cake to blow out so everyone presumes position saying they'd deal with Chen the snitch later. You held the cake out for him "Jagiya, I know everyone doesn't buy presents for each other, but I got you something for your birthday... Only you won't be able to see it until after 9 months." *Cue sound of everyone's jaws hitting the floor 

Luhan:  You two are playing the whisper challenge and currently it is his turn to guess the words you are saying while listening to loud music through headphones. "I'm pregnant" You say with a straight face. "I'm brain dead?" You chuckle and try again shaking your head no. "I'm pregnant." I'm perfect" You enunciate the words slower this time "I ' m pre - g -  n - ant." "I'm per-" You shake your head again "Pre-" "I'm preg.. nant?" You nod enthusiastically "YOU"RE PREGNANT!!!!!!!????????" 

Chen: *You record one of those videos where you blindfold him and make him guess different foods you feed him. All the while holding up pieces of paper where you have written stuff like "My husband doesn't know I'm pregnant." "I'm going to surprise him by playing this game..." At first he doesn't trust you and whines non stop but eventually decides to humour you. He guesses foods like mashed potato, yoghurt, chocolate mousse, and finally baby food. *At that last item he sticks his tongue out at the weird taste "Boiya?!?!?! What is this!?!!" "I told you you have to guess it yeobo!" You muffle a laugh behind your hand. "Isn't this food for babies? Why are you giving this to me??" "Why do you think.....?" You bite your lip while you wait until it finally dawns on him. He slowly takes off the blindfold and turns to look at you in complete shock and excitement "are you...?"

Kris: You had been really sick that week constantly throwing up. You weren't sure if maybe it was food poisoning or just a really bad stomach ache. All you knew was that your stomach was churning and you were often nauseous. He couldn't help but worry and call a home doctor to come by to give you a diagnosis. What they had revealed after a quick check up was not what either of you had been expecting at all. You both kept staring at each other with wide eyes as the doctor listed off all your symptoms and asked you questions confirming the suspicions even further. As soon as the doctor left you let go of the all emotions you had been holding in while he hugged you tight "Let's surprise my omma with the news"