Chen: *Not impressed "I can see why she didn't end up with you"
Baekhyun: *Being fake "Oh yeah, our marriage is perfect. But I'm sure you would've made a great husband too"
Kyungsoo: "Do I have to talk to him?"
Sehun: "Hey bro" *Secretly enjoying it because he doesn't feel threatened at all
Xiumin: *Doesn't have anything nice to say, so chooses not to say anything at all. Most of the time. "Tell me about yourself"
Kris: *Gets all territorial "She's happy with me. So forget about it."
Suho: *Shoves all his wealth in your ex's face "What's that? Did you say you like travelling? (Y/N) and I travel 10 times a year. In my private jet."
Chanyeol: *Is a straight shooter "Can you stop following her on social media. And don't even think about texting her. Anything you need, you ask me."
Tao: "You used to date my wife? How was it?" *Lets the guy enjoy the past since he had no future with you
Kai: *Way too smug about having got you "I know. I'm a lucky guy"
Lay: *Thinks it's cute "Yeah righto."
Luhan: "Wait- so your first kiss wasn't me???"
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EXO Oneshots, Reactions and Scenarios 2018
RomanceJust an attempt at writing a bunch of EXO reactions because I have so many requests that there's no way someone will write them all unless I write them myself. Rated M for sexual references.