South Park Oneshots?

Dovahkiin x Nazi Zombie!Reader

A/N: stick of truth times (duh)
Setting: forest
When: A bit after Kyle's Presentation on Clyde's Fortress
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(Douchbag's POV)

Where is Y/N?

I was looking around town for about 30 minutes. Y/N didn't look at anyone let alone talk at all. She was trying to hide her face and any skin with her (Sot clothing). After the meeting, she was the first to leave Kyle's house.

I go over to Stark's pond. Nothing.

Guess I have to wander into the lost forest.

~quick dragonshout on some rats and battles with Nazi Zombies and dogs~

I look around more and more. Leaving the forest wasn't a concern. Finding Y/N was top priority.

I look behind some bushes. There she was!

I snap a twig at my foot and Y/N quickly turns around.

I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

Y/N was a Nazi Zombie...and she was crying.

She and I knew we both liked each other when we saw each other in the KKK (or the Kingdom of the Drow Elves).

I was in total shock. How, and why?

Is she now gonna kill me? How is she crying.

"I'm sorry Douchebag..."

She stands up.

"I got bitten on the arm when we were together at the Abortion Clinic. Khloe Kardashian's fetus got me. I don't know how my body is fine on control but...my skin is green and I have no pulse...."

I hug Y/N.

She cries more and hugs me tightly.

I kiss her on the forehead.

"HEIL!"

I don't back off. Y/N is Y/N. Zombie or not.

"geh weg von mir! ich bin gefährlich."

I still keep the embrace.

I look at her face. She looks at mine.

I kiss her on the lips. She hesitated...then gave in.

We kissed and kissed. I dominated and rightfully claimed Y/N mine.

We separated with faces of red. Our tongues were hanging out of our mouths and visible white breath steamed into the air.

I patted her back and we hugged again.

Wonder what the rest of the folks will react when Y/N is now a Nazi Zombie. They will probably kill her. I'm not letting that happen.

We kissed again.

We later sat on a bench staring into Stark's Pond hand in hand.