South Park Oneshots?

Butters x Nelly

Nelly's POV
(At some sleep over)
(10th Grade Summer Break)

"So Nelly? Do you have an interest in anyone?" Lola asks me.

I roll my eyes. "No."

"Stop lying Nelly," Millie immediately said after I answered. "I know you like at least someone."

"No. Now can you leave me alone?"

"We will if you tell us your ideal type of guy." Lola says.

"Fine," I scoff as I close my book I was reading.

"I like people who aren't rude, very good looking, would do anything for me as I am not a gold digger, a person who would treat me like a lover instead of a toy, relatively my height, and have a smart brain. Now can you go bug someone else?"

"Ok Nelly," Lola replied satisfied with my answer.

Apparently, Millie wasn't done yet.

"Is it a girl?"

"Ewww! I'm not into girls! Plus, I JUST SAID IT WAS MY IDEAL TYPE FOR A GUY!" I reply blushing.

"Ok ok. I'm just teasing. So it's a certain boy..."

I am really annoying now. "Look. I told you my ideal type. That doesn't mean that  someone exists in our school..."

Millie laughs harder. "You on your period or something? You and I, as well as every other girl, knows that that someone is in our school. You have a crush darling."

"No, I don't."

"Nelly, sweetie, that certain someone is Marjorine isn't it?"

"IM NOT INTO GIRLS!"

"Woah Nelly....I thought you knew Marjorine was a boy."

"What!? Marjorine was a boy?!"

"Wow...News Flash: Nelly likes Marjorine," Millie teases.

"Well...uhh...who was he?"

"Haha...you do like Marjorine!"

"I'm starting to get pissed, Millie Larson."

"Ok ok!" Millie surrenders. "It's Butters Stotch!"

I stopped. Butters? BUTTERS LEOPOLD STOTCH!

Lola snaps me out of my thoughts. "Butters and Nelly. What would the ship name be....Nutters?"

I slap Lola's shoulder. "That's disgusting!"

"Fine fine....Belly it shall be."

"No!" I shout. "The name isn't disgusting! Me being in a relationship with Butters is disgusting!"

"We shall see," Lola and Millie both say in unison.

~~~Middle of 11th grade~~~

"That's funny Nelly," Heidi says out of the blue at lunch.

"What Heidi?"

"Nothing."

"Then why did you say my name about something funny when you aren't even gonna tell me what is so funny?"

Heidi shucks. "Have you been noticing anything weird?"

"Yeah actually."

The rest of the girls giggle.

"Ok," I say. "Are you girls planning something against me?"

"No no Nelly. You got it all wrong. Those love letters and gift are from someone you may have in interest in."

"Shut......up." I am shocked.