Before we start with the answers of our Q and A, I just want to say that these OCs have been fully unleased from my head, so they will be talkin-
Humphrey: Umm guys? Every word we say and do is appearing on this piece of paper.
Kelton: *looks at paper* Cool!
Excuse me... Humphrey, Kelton, I'm trying to do a Q and A here.
Raphael: *rolls eyes* I don't want to give out any information about my life.
Crow Man: *looks at Raphael* Too bad. You have to.
Ivan: 'Ere em I?
Milo: You're in the author Pilindiel's head, Ivan.
Ivan: 'Ilindiel?
Umm... Yes, that's me. You are indeed in my head.
Ivan: 'Ow em I in ya 'ead?
Lucas: Now, Ivan... That's quite rude! Pilindiel literally created you!
Ivan: *angrily speaks* So she 'ave meh tis accent?
Err... ;-; Yes, I may have done th-
Elaine: *shouts* Boys! Come on. We're getting off topic. We're suppose to me answering questions here!
Thank you Elaine! You're the only one being good tod-
Raphael: Shut up, girl. I'm not answering any questions.
Kelton: That is quite rude!
Lucas: Agreed!
Crow Man: He was just speaking his thoughts! There isn't anything wrong with that.
Humphrey: That's not true! Your words shouldn't be allowed if they're offensive.
Milo: Actually... There is a thing called freedom of spe-
Humphrey: *covers Milo's mouth with hand* He meant that he agreed with me.
Ivan: I'm 'etty sure he was gunna 'ay 'eedom of speech, but whaeva 'oats ya boat.
Elaine: *sighs* This is my life every single day.
Raphael: Sad life you got there.
Elaine: I know. I know.
GUYS! PLEASE. CAN WE AT LEAST GET STARTED?
Elaine: I agree. Can we please start?
Milo: Yeah!
Humphrey: I don't really care.
Elaine: Of course you don't.
Okay. First question goes to Kelton!
Kelton: *widens eyes* Really? People actually like me enough to ask me questions?
Lucas: Apparently.
The question is from NoraTMLove. She says, "I was just wondering, if this book takes place thirteen years before The Ruins of Gorlan then Sean should be what? Five or six years by now? Where the heck is he?"
Ivan: Yeh 'ave a son?
Elaine: Oh my goodness! Since when?
Kelton: *turns red* Well umm... Sean was actually born some months after I dropped Halt off at Araluen. So he definitely is not five or six.
Lucas: Congrats, Kelton.
Elaine: *smiles* Yeah! Congratulations.
Kelton: Thanks guys.
Okay. Question number one don-
Raphael: Wait... There are more than one questions?
Humphrey: *facepalms* Yes, Raphael. I'm glad you realized.
Raphael: That was never in the contract!
Milo: There was no contract.
Raphael: There should be!
Crow Man: Agreed! I was forced out here.
Elaine: No one forced you!
Crow Man: Pilindiel probably did.
Ivan: *gasps* 'Ilindiel! 'Ow dare ya! Someone needs teh tan ya 'ide!
No thank you! Let's just get on to the next question, which is also from NoraTMLove. Nora asks, "Hey Crow Man, where did you meet the goddess person?"
Raphael: *snorts*
Milo: Goddess person? What goddess?
Humphrey: I'm sure she's fake.
Elaine: *lightly slaps Humphrey* Don't say that! How would you like it if someone called you fake?
Lucas: Yes, but are goddesses even real?
Kelton: I don't know, but-
Raphael: Let Mr. Brown answer the question! I'm sure he's been dying to do so.
Crow Man: *glares at Raphael* Well, you see...
Humphrey: Just answer the question, Crow Man!
Crow Man: It's private information!
Kelton: If it's private information, how does this Nora know?
Ivan: Do yeh 'hink this Nora is the 'ame as 'Ilindiel?
Milo: It's very possible. I think she is.
Elaine: Well, it would make sense. Who else would ask these questio-
Okay guys! We're getting off topic. How Crow Man met the Goddess is private information. Now, we have our last question, also from NoraTMLove.
Raphael: Oh my god, why is Nora asking all the questions?
Crow Man: She's so nosy.
Elaine: She's just a curious person. What's the question Pilindiel?
The question is... "Raphael, why are you such a bad person?"
Ivan: *laughs*
Kelton: *laughs*
Humphrey: *laughs*
Elaine: *lights slaps Humphrey again*
Crow Man: *laughs*
Raphael: *clenches his fists and turns red*
Crow Man: *laughs harder*
Raphael: *punches Crow Man* Well you see..
Ivan: *stares at Raphael* Ansa the westion!
Raphael: *glares at Ivan* I was getting to it. You interrupted-
Lucas and Milo: Just answer the question.
Raphael: Okay, okay. I'm not the bad one. They are. *gestures at everyone else* The end. No more questions.
Elaine: That isn't true!
Milo: What?!
Humphrey: I'm going to kill you!
Lucas: Are you calling me bad?
Ivan: 'OW DARE YA!
Crow Man: BETRAYAL!
Raphael: *halfheartedly chuckles* *runs towards Pilindiel*
Everyone except Raphael: *chases after Raphael*
*talks super fast* *about to get run over* Thanks-for-tuning-in-to-this-Q-and-A-I-hope-to-see-you-guys-in-some-other-stories-and-thank-you-for-everything-BYE!
*Pilindiel's head has been disconnected from Wattpad*
*all is silent*
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