Bell stepped out of the taxi, handing the driver 50$ for the long ride. She joined her friends, who were currently trying to find which direction the Gobi desert was.
"Hmm," Pichu said, as she scanned the different types of camels you could rent.
"You know," Shelly said scratching her head. "I heard somewhere that camels are the best kind of transportation in a desert. They could survive for like, thirty days or something..."
"Huh," Bell wondered out loud. "Doesn't ring a bell..." After a moment of silence, she clarified, "Get it? Bell? Coz my name is Bell?"
"We get it," Ravisu rolled her eyes. "It's just lame..."
"Well if anyone has any better puns, then just CHIME in," Bell countered. Shell facepalmed.
"There's a website called pungenerator.com your know," Raichu cleared his throat. "Ahem. Solar cell, solar bell. White blood cell, white blood bell. Fuel cell, fuel bell. Plant cell, plant bell-"
"RAICHU!" Bell shouted, a horrified look on her face. "You are insulting the language Punnese! How can someone so awful call that a pun? NEVER tell that to anyone who speaks Punnese."
"Never BELL that to anyone who speaks Punnese." Shell looked like she was about to faint.
"Ugh," Rudia sighed. "These puns are just so bo-RING!"
"NOW THAT'S A PUN!" Bell cried out in happiness.
"Guys, I need help," Pichu stated. "Can someone give me a jingle?"
"Try me," Quinci smirked. "I can come up with some un-BELL-ievable puns."
"Does anyone have any food?" Shelly asked. "My BELL-y hurts..."
"You guys could maybe win the Punnese No-BELL prize!" Ravisu congratulated.
"Sea shell," Raichu continued, "Sea BELL!"
"Just stop..." Quinci said, disgusted.
"Raichu," Pichu noted nicely/Protego-y. "I don't think puns are really your thing..."
"I don't think puns are really your RING!" Raichu countered. "I mean, srsly people! These puns are hilarious!"
Quinci whispered to Pichu, "I think we need to take your brother to the mental hospital..." Pichu nodded, making a mental note.
"Ugh," Bell sighed, "Raichu has no good puns. Let me demonstrate for you nonBELLiever. Seriously, you are causing the pun fans to turn into rubBELL and reBELL with all your baBELL. My pun aBELLity only BELLongs to HUMANS that speak Punnese. Some of your puns are very BELLated, and are not funny, but it is possiBELL that someone will laugh. Others will BELLow, 'GET OUT OF HERE!' to all your BELLoved puns, then hit you near your glaBELLa, and laBELL you as a dumb-BELL while doing dumbBELLS. Then, a huge oBELLisk will fall on you if you are in Egypt and you will get a big BELLyache. I dunno why."
"Hey! I can do better than that!" Raichu countered, "Plant stem cell, plant stem BELL."
"Ohmygawd," Quinci sighed.
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The Legend Thief - Part 5: The Cure
FanfictionFollowing the events of last book, everyone is back in the Protego Base. Quinci Laciasal, the heir of Team Valor, and Shelly Yangtze, the heir of Team Mystic, had both had their powers removed from them because an mysterious villain called The Guy h...
