Stan
"if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put u and i together."
Kyle
"do you have overdue books? cause you got fine written all over you."
Kenny
"i lost my teddy bear. will you sleep with me instead?"
Cartman
"is your body mcdonald's? cause i'm lovin it."
Craig
"do you have a name or can i call you mine?"
Clyde
"feel my shirt. it's made of boyfriend material."
Tweek
"you're like my coffee...sweet."
Token
"can i follow you? my mom told me to follow my dreams."
Damien
"you're so hot i'm surprised i haven't seen you in hell yet."
Butters
"your hand looks heavy. mind if i hold it for you?"
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