Stan
" dude if i had a chance i would buy xanax and pop them. you have no idea "
Kyle
" if i'm not the smart one in our group i'm nothing. i'm not the prettiest or the funniest or the most athletic. if i'm not smart i'll have nothing "
Kenny
" you probably looked up sex and were like mhm...mhm...i'm 10 years old and i wanna be a hoe like my friend taylor "
Cartman
" guys i ate two whole boxes of swiss rolls today "
Craig
" ok i saw wild sex stories with four exclamation points and now i'm scarred for life "
Clyde
* describe yourself *
" i'm pretty cool but i cry a lot "
Tweek
" i literally have a group chat called coffee obsessed dorks "
Token
" mom can i start a band? i'm totally gonna start a band "
Damien
" tickle me and i'll fucking kill you "
Butters
" you know that feeling when you've stayed up all night and it feels like you've been hit by a bus? that's how i'm feeling right now but i'm not even tired "
Christophe
" my mom let me try a cigarette once. and i almost died because i forgot i had fucking asthma "
