The Unknown Uzumaki Heir {✔}

Chapter 6

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[Edited, again.]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't annoy me,
And I'll spare you (/×.×\)

Just kidding! 😜

Anyway, enjoy!

Me: I don't own Naruto in any shape or form *sighs* sadly. 'It' belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.

Naruto: I'm not an 'it'!!!

Me: Ehh? That's not exactly what I meant... *sweatdroppes*

Sas-[Ha!]-Gay:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't annoy her,
Or I'll chidori you!

Naruto's point of view

"You may come.....", said aunt Mito.

Making a long dramatical pause to get the others nervous.
As you may guess, everyone was tense.
After thirty seconds she looked around confused. I sweatdropped. Mom sweatdropped too, continuing for aunt Mito, ".... my son."
If you could see their faces now. They were priceless. I hid my laughter as I dispelled the genjutsu on me, though no one noticed. Their attention was on my aunt and mom. I threw a smoke bomb so no one could see anything. Slowly, people could make out a shadow in the smoke and after a while the smoke cleared to show me. The good handsome me.

I stood there in all glory. Kidding. Just in an orange battle kimono. That matched me perfectly. My whiskers were not so visible, though they were still there. My hair was like my fathers, just more fabulous, maybe even a bit longer than his. I wore a pair of sandals and lost a lot of baby fat. I was a bit muscular. Not too much. But not too little. I wasn't feminine either. I had a six pack but not so big though. Doesn't mean I'm not strong. Someone decided to bring me down from heaven.

"Kyyaaa!!" *cough* fangirls. I blinked and flinched at the loudness.

"MINI YONDAIME?!" *cough* the villagers.

"Whoa!?" *cough* fanboys.... that's odd. I sweatdropped once again.

And just as I saw that the crowd was about to yell again I yelled back.

"Could you quite down?!"
The crowd died down slowly.

"Alright, it's my turn to indrouce myself. No?" I asked no one in particular.

"Well my name is Uzumaki....." I made a dramatic pause to unnerve them. Hehe, it's fun.
"Namikaze," people tensed, disbelief still lingering on their face's. Ha, idiots.
"...... Naruto."
The whole crowd gaped, their jaws literally hitting the floor. Some went unusually pale and others froze. I tried to hide my laughter, buuuuttt scratch that! I don't even care! I broke into laughter. My mom snickered next, then aunt Mito, cousin Karin and cousin Nagato. Meanwhile Kurama smirked and said,
Hah got them speechless kit.
And went to sleep again.
I sweatdropped once again, I mean seriously, why do i sweatdrop so much? This day is really strange. When the crowd recovered they made a bad mistake.

"D-demon?" Before they could bring their funeral any sooner I interuppted.

"My name is Naruto, and i suggest you to keep your mouth shut. Before death knocks on your door," I warned them but they seemed tired of living apparently.

"Why should we care what a demon like you thinks?!"
Suddenly the mode dropped and people could see two redheads hair going into something like nine tails.
The two younger redheads eyes' darkened and their aura became dark. They sent glares into the crowd, who in response shivered.

"Say what about my son/nephew?"

"Thanks mom, aunt~" I said in a sing-sang voice.
"Time for proper introduction, ne?" I asked no one in practicular, yet again.

"Alright. I am Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, though I have some Senju blood in me," heh.
"I'm 12 now, my likes are the old man aka the third Hokage, the Uzumaki's, Ramen and a certain someone," I grinned, feeling my face flush a bit.
I continued, "My dislikes are perverts, rapists and, well, Konoha."

Wow that was kinda blunt, even for me. I didn't realize until now how much hatred I held for them. I rolled my eyes. I mean who would like it here if you were to live my life? No one.

"My hobbies are reading, training, hanging out with my precious people, not particularly straight and.... well that's all."