Hetalia: The Lost World

Part 16

I can't believe that I wrote this but I did it anyway. Yes, I know that I'm like two years late for this when it was a huge meme. It's better late than never, am I right?

It's the sixteenth chapter to The Lost World and it is the sweet sixteen for the story. Also thank you all for making it this far. Now enjoy

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After realizing the betrayal of both Oliver and Roland, the 2Ps were called to another meeting by Luciano. "Alright listen up, we-a have some business to-a talk about. Any ideas?" asked Luciano as the rest of the 2Ps thought about it. Soon Al and Matt came into the room laughing their heads off, before sitting down. "You two are-a late! Why is-a that?" asked Luciano as both Al and Matt stopped laughing. "Sorry Luci, we were at a baseball game in New York" said Matt as Luciano glared at them. "Yeah, it ran way pass the end time" said Al.

"Oh my-a bad, I had no idea that-a there was-a game today. So tell me who-a won in this so called-a baseball game" said Luciano calmly. "Well about that, we weren't paying attention because we were getting hotdogs" said Matt. "It's true what they say, my country has the best hotdogs ever" said Al with a smile before putting his feet up on the table. "YOU MEDIOCRE-A IDIOTAS!!!! DID YOU-A REALIZE THAT I-A CALLED EVERYONE FOR A MEETING-A A LONGTIME AGO!?" yelled Luciano. "Whoa, calm down. We did know, but we thought the game would've ended before the meeting starts" said Al. "BUT YOU-A TWO DIDN'T!!! From now-a on no more-a games, actually no more-a sports. I'm-a now forcing you two to-a come when-a I tell you to come. By the way Al, GET YOUR-A FEET OFF THE TABLE!!!!" yelled Luciano as Al quickly got his feet off the table.

"We're sorry Luci, we promise to not go to any sports game ever again" said both Al and Matt. "Of course you-a won't and DON'T CALL-A ME LUCI!!!" yelled Luciano again as both Al and Matt nodded their heads. "Anyway, we're here-a to talk about Oliver and -a Roland" said Luciano before Kuro pressed a button that showed a picture of both Oliver and Roland on the board. "These two bakas betrayed us and decided to help our good counterparts" said Kuro as Luciano smirked. "Excellent Kuro! Now does-a anyone have an idea to get-a back on these two.... Idiotas?" asked Luciano with a sigh. "I say ve kill zhem" said Akbar.

"Nyet, I say we push them off a bridge, da" said Vladimir. "I say ve torture zhem" said Francois. "Those are all good ideas, but we can do better" said Luciano. "I say we take them to a baseball and we-" said Al before getting hit on the head by Matt who said "Have you forgotten that we can't mention anything about baseball or any kind of sport?" Everyone was soon arguing over what they should do to Olliver and Roland, as Luciano just stood there as a tick mark was starting to form. "SHUT UP!!! Arguing isn't-a going to get-a us nowhere" said Luciano as everyone stopped fighting. "Luciano, how can you be sure?" asked Xiao.

"Well I-a can prove by asking you-a guys this... uhh are-a you a real 2P?" asked Luciano as everyone stared at him in confusion. "Uhh... technically" said Akbar. "Nein" said Lutz while shaking his head. "Really now? Have you-a ever caught a guy or two that-a.... uhhh have betrayed you?" asked Luciano. "Nope" said Al. "Not really" added Matt. "You-a guys got to be kidding-a me right? Have you-a ever felt the need to-a cause chaotic destruction and-a show no mercy to the people you-a hurt?" asked Luciano. "Nah nah" said both Xiao and Francois. "Come to think of it we haven't fert a need" said Kuro. "Alright! I-a can see that I-a need to teach you-a how to be... 2Ps!" said Luciano before playing on a saxophone.

Hey!

Suddenly everyone yelled and started dancing, as Luciano quickly yelped and looked at his saxophone believing that something was wrong. It turns out that the rest of the 2Ps started playing instruments and were dancing goofy.

We are Number One

Hey!

We are Number One