your birthday:
-he wakes you up at 12:00 a.m. to wish you.
-then he calls your mom and asks what time you were born
-he wishes you again at the same time you were born
-you guys both skip sKOoL
-him, fangs, toni and jughead bake you a cake.
-and by that I mean, they ordered pancakes from pops bc neither of them know how to bake, and pops doesn't sell cakes.
-y'all have a big party with you and jugheads north side friends
-your weren't in the mood to party bc your only friends (fangs, toni, jughead) were drunk asf.
-sweetpea could tell you weren't having it.
-so he makes it up to u ;)
-"swEEts-AH"
-*bed creak*
lick
-*more bed creaks*
lick
lick
lick
-*the damn bed is broken*
HAHA THIS SUCKS BUT WERE ALMOST AT 2K SDHKSJSKS WHATT
