Harry Potter Oneshots

forty seven-ron&luna

ship: luna & ron

prompt: "I like noticing details that nobody else bothers to see."

setting: on a grassy hill that overlooks a lake, at the Burrow

category(?): funny-ish?

warning/tags: lowkey funny, mentions of attractive bums -specifically Harry Potter's

notes: you could read this as a romantic relationship, but it doesn't have to be. that part is pretty vague

words: 282

Ron didn't quite remember how he'd ended up talking to Luna at nine o'clock in the morning. He could be playing chess with Harry, sleeping, eating, sleeping!
But for whatever reason, he was sitting with Luna on a hill that overlooked the lake, listening to her blab about something.

"What?" he asked incredulously. Was she talking about freckles?

"I like noticing details that nobody else bothers to see." Luna told him matter-of-factly.

Ron stared at her. "Like what, Luna?"

"Well, after the war Harry developed a few habits out of anxiety. He still does them sometimes. He bites his lip so hard he has scars from the flesh breaking."

Ron stared at her.

"And Ginny does this thing with her food where after she chews it to the swallowing point she swishes it around her mouth exactly twice before swallowing like it's a bitter potion."

"And you've always done this thing with your toes. You rise up and down on them when in an awkward situation. It's probably really good for your calves, actually."

"Your brother George breaks his nails when he's bored, all except his left pointer finger. That one always has a perfect stripe painted on it."

"Hermione likes to flick air with her thumb and middle finger, usually she does that when she's thinking quite hard."

"Tell me more." Ron asked, suddenly interested.

"Well, your older brother — Charlie maybe? — looks at Harry's arse quite a lot."

Ron spluttered and choked on his spit. "He what?"

"Oh yes, I often see him admiring Harry's entire physique, but especially his bum. Though I can't blame him, Harry's bum rea-"

"Sorry Luna, I have to go. Talk later. ChARLIE WEASLEY WHAT'S THIS ABOUT YOU CHECKING OUT MY MATE'S ARSE?"