who wants coffee?

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by Hazel_Levesque_

Leo: I'm the sexiest I should get the coffee.

Percy: what does that have to do with anything!?

Random fangirl: his sexiness makes him awesome.

Lexi:shut up!

Nico:I should get coffee.

Annabeth: I won't go crazy.

Lexi: you're ADHD you'll go nuts no matter what.

Connor: It's obvious Leo shouldn't get the coffee. He has the worst ADHD ever in the universe!

Leo: flock you!!

Connor: what?

Lexi:*whispers in Connor's ear*

Connor: do you talk to your father that way!?!?

Leo:what do you think?

Annabeth: My mom is the goddess of wisdom and battle strategies. I can fight all of you.

Lexi: I made my decision!!

Everyone:Who!?

Lexi:Leo Valdez!!!

*Lexi hands Leo the coffee*

Leo:*drinks the coffee*

Percy: you know Leo on coffee is like Leo on drugs right?

Lexi:that's why I gave him coffee.

Leo:caaaaaaaaaannnnnnndddddddyyyyy!

Percy: you see this right?!

Lexi:This is just the begining Percy. Watch this.

Lexi:do you want candy?

Leo:Heck to the yeah!

*Hands Leo a piece of chocolate*

*Leo eats the whole thing quickly*
Leo:I love liiiiiiiffffffeeeeeee!
Nico:Can I kill him.
Same fangirl from befor: you kill Leo, I kill you and eat your insides for lunch.
Nico: Your fangirls are crazy.
Leo:ladies, who wants a dance.
Fangirl: I do!!
Other fangirl: no me!!
Fangirl: hold my earrings I'm gonna kill this lady.
*the girls fight*
Annabeth:should we stop this.
Connor:No way. I bet the Brunette takes down the red head. 20 drachma.
Percy:*shakes hands with Connor* You're on Stoll.
Leo:I still don't have a dance partner!!!
Lexi:Deal with it Leo!!!!
Leo: you're with my partner now.*grabs Lexi's wrist and spins her around*
Alexander:leave my girlfriend alone!!
Octavian:stop yelling!!
Leo:make me.
Lexi:be careful Leo had coffee. That's basically like him on drugs.
Alexander and Octavian: Who cares!!??!!??
Percy:haha the red head won. Youowe me 20 drachma!!! Deal with it!
Leo:*falls on the floor from sugar crash*
Lexi:coffee really is Leo's drug.