My Hero Academia [ONESHOTS]

Kaminari D. | 0%

[Pikabitch has entered the chatroom]

[Pikabitch] 11:54

- Yo, where tf u at???

- u promised me this date [name] don't you dare be fuckin w/ me i stg ill electrocute ur ass

- mb, cute**** ass ;D

[Pikabitch] 11:59

- Goddamn even w/ my atrocious  flirting you still dont???? answer????

[Cutie-patootie has entered the chatroom]

11:59 [Cutie-patootie]

jkakskaks deNKI MY PHONES GONNA DIE -

12:00 [Cutie-patootie]

jUSTLIKE ME ON T HE INSIDE -

DENKI WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU -

PIKABITCH I STG -

[Pikabitch] 12:02

- hot diggity shit

- it's alivr

- alive****

- also, pikabitch???? bitch???? the fuck????

12:03 [Cutie-patootie]

DENKI KAMINARI I STG I WILL FIST U SO HARD MY FINGER COMES OUT OF YOUR NOSE IF YOU DONT TELL ME WHERE YOU FUCKING ARE -

[Pikabitch] 12:04

- hhhhngh

- feisty

12:04 [Cutie-patootie]

I see you -

im coming for your sorry ass -

wRONG PERSON SHIISHISHISHIT -

[Pikabitch] 12:06

- ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

12:06 [Cutie-patootie]

my phone is gonna d -

[cutie-patootie has left the chatroom]

[Pikabitch] 12:07

- jkakskakska did ur phone fr just die on u

- its real kiwi hours now

- imma fist u with all these memes

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- jkkaska im scrreaming kirishima managed to put bakugou in a maid outfit jaferojgroqpkva

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- tbh id date him in that outfit more than you.. -.-

"DENKI FUCKING KAMINARI I SEE YOUR SORRY ASS!" The blonde heard from across the mall food court. He quickly looked up from his twitter feed, weedinhaler420, and saw an angry looking [name] stomp towards himself.

  Her [h/c] hair looked disheveled and her [e/c] eyes held a swimming amount of anger and sin.

  She quickly grabbed his hair and held his mouth open, shoving a charger in.

  "Charge my goddamn phone or I swear to god there will be no second date."

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i only made this cuz memes

and a bakumaid

do the dishes

make sur e to hydrate

blnk to hydrate your eyes

mk

imma go wet my pants! at the party

bai ily