dan: ur girlfriend threatened to break my nose after 4th period that's small dick energy
philly: hi dan! please gladly fuck right off and get your head out of your ass before may makes you fuck off! thanks!
dan: hi may will you please give phil his phone back
philly: no fuck off he's taken
dan: go off sweetie i'll remain unbothered no matter what you say to me
philly: he's mine back off or i'll make you back off
dan: haha whatever sis
dan: stay pressed
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Fanfiction> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier
