dan: bro can we do the diddly doo
my person: yes bruh no homo
dan: i have my socks on don't worry abt it
my person: me too let's get it brojobs
dan: can we actually do it tho plz
my person: u gross
my person: we're in school
dan: i know like after
my person: sir i have to exercise
dan: exercise me daddy
my person: stfu
dan: plz
my person: i'll b over after
dan: is that a yes
my person: go back to class
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