philly: god dan
philly: may is fucking pissed
dan: yes sister that's my fault
philly: she wants to fight you
dan: let her
philly: she just can't handle your big dick energy
philly: did i use that right
dan: oh my god
dan: you're so fucking cute
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Fanfiction> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier
