philly: i wish i was on top of u right now
dan: jesus died for our sins but that level of sin is not one of them
philly: we're going to hell anyway might as well go out with a bang
philly: if u know what i'm saying
dan: that's too sinful for these virgin ears catch me at confession
philly: why are u like this
dan: idk GAY BOY
philly: bro that's u
dan: don't call me bro
philly: why
dan: it's weird
dan: we make out sometimes
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Fanfiction> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier
