dan: i love you
phil: oh my god
phil: i love you too
phil: so so so so so so so so so much
phil: like more than you could ever imagine
phil: god im so in love with you
dan: then why am i hearing you're cheating on me
phil: uh what
incoming call from: phil
declined
phil: dan ?????
phil: i don't think we should talk about something like this over TEXT
dan: why not? if you didn't do it surely there isn't a problem
phil: i swear to god i would never do anything like that but something that serious isn't something to have a conversation about over text
dan: everybody swears they don't
phil: jesus christ i'm coming over
dan: no you're not
phil: yes i am i'm not doing this here
dan: i don't want to see you right now
phil: i don't care i want to see you
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier
