dan: u know what would make my day
philly: what
dan: what would absolutely make me the happiest boy
philly: yes
dan: what just REALLY get me going
philly: yes baby i'm listening
dan: YOU GETTING OFF FORTNITE
philly: LEAVE FORTNITE ALONE
dan: IT YAKES UOUR ATTENTION AWAY FROM ME THEREFORE I HATE IT GET OFF FORTNITE
philly: just for that no
dan: fine you do that
philly: dw i will
dan: i'm not kissing you anymore!!!
philly: ur a liar and u sound like an 11 year old
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Fanfiction> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier
