Random thing I wrote and wanted to share

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Virgil : Dad, we're out of bread again.

Patton: Are you upset about that?

Virgil: Y E S

Patton: So, I'm guessing you're lack toast intolerant then.

Virgil: ...

Roman: What are you guys doughing here?

Virgil: oh no, not you too

Logan: I crust that you know what's happening here.

Virgil: I thought youd be the last one to join in, youre a traitor

Logan: Did you expect that I don't have a grain of humour in me?

Patton: Oh, this just keeps getting butter.

Roman: Wow we are really on a roll

Virgil: Thomas, please, help me out.

Thomas: I don't think I knead to step in.

Virgil: Okay now this is the ultimate betrayal, I expected more from you

Thomas: I loaf you.

Virgil: ...

Roman: Man, all these puns are really half baked.

Virgil: I dont know what to say anymore

Patton: I think the kid is pretty much toast

Virgil: Uh fine

Virgil: Can we please just wrap this up

Logan: For now, because we're pretty much at a stale mate anyways.

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