38 | creative rut

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IMESSAGE GROUPCHAT !

' TEA SISTERS '

older bitch ( lana )
mads ( madeleine )
fave bicon ( alexa )
hbic ( emilija )
noah's bitch ( natalia )

mads
i want spaghetti

hbic
does this look like a fucking
italian restaurant

mads
LISTEN

older bitch
i'll make you spaghetti

mads
my favorite person

noah's bitch
i'm personally offended

not only because i'm not ur
favorite person but also because
we all know i'm the best cook
here

and also because i've been given
the title noah's bitch when we all
know, without a doubt, that noah
is my bitch

hbic
shut up and go back to
noah's dick, u r his bitch

other condor
I CHOKED

fave bicon
LMAOOOO EMMY I
LOVE YOU

hbic
LOOK u haven't spoken
to us in like a week i have the
right to be Spiteful

older bitch
she only talks to me cause
i'm blood related

fave bicon
she called me once to ask
a question about final cut pro
then never called again

mads
the real tea is she hasn't texted
me on private for two weeks

older bitch
wow natty ur that invested in
noah huh

noah's bitch
ITS NOT THAT DUGFHDJ

yes i spend a lot of time w
noah i'm ngl but i'm really
busy w youtube its stressing
me out how much things my
manager is signing me up for

i have like 3 collabs next week
and i have to film another 4
sponsored videos within next
week and i'm SORRY for
disappearing i'm trying to
manage my love life n personal
n work n i'm honestly ready to die

hbic
i feel bad now natty i'm sorry

noah's bitch
y'all have the right to be mad
i'm a hella shitty friend lmaooo

fave bicon
I COULD HELP YOU IF YOU
JUST TELL ME NATTY

noah's bitch
u have ur own channel to deal
with n u have smosh as well
no i'm not gonna get in the way of
that

maddy u get spaghetti next time
u come over i promise

older bitch
doesn't ur management know
they're wearing u thin

noah's bitch
i talked to them abt it and the most
they did was get someone to edit
my videos which i'll fucking take cause
at this point i hate editing

i just hate what my channel is

i started this as a way to do comedy
or practice acting but at this point
i'm literally doing nothing w my life

mads
nat u could get any role u wanted

noah's bitch
not easy when ur asian!

i'm being annoying anyway i love
y'all n thanks for being supportive
pals i love u all and i'll start
spamming again real soon just let
me get out of this stupid creative rut
i'm in!!!

hbic
we LOVE U

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