Midnight Texts|IT (O N E-S H O T S)

T h i r t y - s e v e n

Losers
Mike: guys I'm getting a dog what should I name her

Richie: that's cool
Richie: I had a goldfish once but it died really quick

Eddie: oh yeah you told me

Beverly: aw that shucks ://
Beverly: how'd it die?

Richie: it drowned

Beverly: did you just...

Eddie: 🤦🏼‍♀️

Bill: why the girl emoji 😂
Bill: there's a boy emoji: 🤦🏼‍♂️

Eddie: BECAUSE I CAN FYM

Bill: lol k.
Bill: I was just asking

Mike: seriously??
Mike: no one's paying attention to what Richie said?? HIS PET GOLDFISH "DROWNED"

Bill: oh yeah that happened

Mike: whatever
Mike: but like still what should I name my dog

Richie: you should name her Lunch so that when you have people over you can say "I'm gonna go get Lunch." then come back with a dog

Beverly: SMART

Stan: what did you sMOKE??

Eddie: but then people will think you eat your pets

Beverly: corRECT

Eddie: how about Liz

Mike: short for Elizabeth?

Eddie: no
Eddie: Lizard :))

Mike: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS

Beverly: everything 🤠🤠

(A/N): ok since I didn't update in a long time here's a longer chapter (along with the previous one) :P