Midnight Texts|IT (O N E-S H O T S)

T h i r t y - n i n e

IRL, nOT text

Eddie: can y'all just shut the fuck up? *answers phone* hey mommy

Mrs.K: Hey Eddie bear! I was just calling to ask you when you'll b-

Richie: Eddieeee! Come back to bed! Leave the whore!!

Mrs.K: Eddie, what was that?

Eddie: what? What was what? *nervous laugh*

Beverly: yeah babe! Come back to bed!!

Stan: yeah and take the rest of your clothes off

Mrs.K: Clothes??

Bill: *moans* THIS F-FEELS FUCKING AMAZING!C-C-COME JOIN IN

Mrs.K: is that moaning??

Eddie: no mom, we're just joking around

Richie: *whistles* WHAT A FINE ASS GOD DAMN!!

Mrs.K: WHO WAS THAT!??

Beverly: *moans* OH FUCK YEAH STICK IT IN

Mrs.K: STICK WHAT IN EDDIE TELL ME WHATS GOING ON

Mike: Oh damn baby you're so fucking tight *grunts*

Eddie: Mom seriously it's fine

Mrs.K: NO EDDIE TELL ME EXACTLY WHATS HAPPENING OR I SWEAR IM COMING TO PICK YOU UP RI-

Eddie: *hangs up* GUYS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT

Richie: nothing we just like fucking with you

Everyone: yeah

Eddie: ugh you guys are the worst

Stan: *shrugs* that was fun though. What if we did it for real *smirks*

Richie: *smirks* I'm down. Besides, I've wanted to have an orgy for the longest time now

Beverly: I'm down

Eddie: ew the only person I wanna have sex with is Richie. Besides, you've pretty much ruined all dicks for me anyway

Richie: oh well your loss *takes off shirt*

Eddie: whatever. My mom's outside anyway

(A/N): idk how to feel about this..should I write more chapters like this?