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Losers

Richie: which actor plays Sherlock Holmes?

Stanley: it's Benedict Cumberbach

Beverly: no his name's Benadryl Cucumberpatch

Richie: hmm idk

Ben: close
Ben: it's Benadryl CucumberSNATCH

Richie: idk about that either ://

Mike: why do people not know his name? It's Butternut Crinkle Fries

Richie: are you sure?

Bill: y'all are crazy it's Bonfire Cucumber

Richie: I think you're close

Eddie: I can't believe y'all don't know his name. It's Brokendick Cuminabitch

Richie: yeah, Eddie's sounds about right

Stanley: it's Benedict Cumberbach look it up!!1!1!111!!1!!!!11

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