Midnight Texts|IT (O N E-S H O T S)

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Losers

Richie: guys I've made a mathematical discovery

Stan: are you sure about that?

Richie: guys
Richie: 2+2=2

Mike: uhm I don't think that's right

Bill: yeah it's 4

Richie: NO
Richie: YOU'RE WRONG
Richie: IT'S 2

Stan: and explain why it's 2 and not 4

Richie: you take two 2's
Richie: you put them together
Richie: AND BOOM YOU STILL HAVE A 2
Richie: THE 2 IS JUST A SHADOW

Beverly: seems legit

Mike: Bev..are you ok??

Beverly: yeah why 😂

Mike: I'm just asking ://

Richie: aLSO 2x2 is also 2

Stanley: because 2+2 is 4 and 2x2 is also 4?

Richie: nO YOU IDIOT
Richie: because any number multiplied by or added to itself will equal itself

Ben: wrong, again

Richie: NO ITS NOT WRONG YOURE WRONG

Ben: alright, Rich

Richie: hEY

Ben: wHAT

Richie: only Eds can call me that

Eddie: FOR THE LAST MOTHERFUCKING TIME DONT FUCKING CALL ME EDS YOU DIPSHIT

Richie: aawwww :')

Eddie: uUUGGHHH