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Richie: Eds, I have to tell you something really important. It's urgent

Eddie: this better not be a fucking joke Chee

Richie: babe, it's not
Richie: I just got back from the doctor

Eddie: oh no
Eddie: wait why don't you just come over and tell me if it's that urgent??

Richie: I can't
Richie: I need to tell you right now

Eddie: fine...carry on

Richie: so the doctor said that I have Ligma

Eddie: Ligma?
Eddie: what the fuck is Ligma??

Richie: LIGMA BALLS

Eddie: JEKDKSKKFD RICHIE YOU FUCKING FUCK

Richie: 😂😂

Eddie: goddamnit Richie


(A/N): OOF this is such an old fucking joke but I don't apologize

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