Losers
Eddie: why are people always fighting over top or bottom??
Eddie: honestly I'd be happy to just have a bunk bed
Richie: I-
Stanley: ...
Mike: hm.....
Eddie: what?
Stanley: I'm gonna tell him
Mike: dONT YOU fUCKIng DarE
Stanley: RICHIE AND EDDIE FUCK LIKE RABBITS HOW DOES HE NOT KNOW????
Eddie: hA
Eddie: yeet or get yeeted
Mike: you know don't you
Eddie: are you fucking hIGH MIKE??
Eddie: of cOUSE I know
Eddie: like Stan said, Richie and I fuck like rabbits 🤠
Stanley: so which one is it? Top or bottom?
Eddie: dEFINITELY TOP
Eddie: but Rich prefers top too ://
Eddie: I'm guessing you can see how that could go wrong :////
Stanley: what if bOTH of you are on top at the same time
Eddie: I-
Mike: Stan can I have what you're smoking??
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Midnight Texts|IT (O N E-S H O T S)
FanfictionProbably what would happen if The Losers had phones :D This could have the potential of turning out well but you never know :)) i literally wrote this in 2018 it's absolutely terrible i'm sorry :/
