Losers
Richie: gUYS
Richie: HAVE YOU EVER REALIZED
Richie: THAT WE NEVER STOP TASTING OUR OWN TONGUES???
Eddie: hm...never really thought of that
Eddie: but can I taste yours for a change? 😏
Beverly: THAT
Beverly: WAS
Beverly: SO
Beverly: sMOOOOOOOOOTH
Stanley: oof I gotta agree
Eddie: yeah, yeah, I'm quite charming we all should know that by now 😏
Stanley: Eddie...you're literally the shortest person in our friend group...
Eddie: sO?
Eddie: aRE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT MY HEIGHT LEAVES ME UNABLE TO SEDUCE MEN????
Stanley: um, no not exactly
Stanley: you're just tiny and adorable...I wouldn't use the word "charming" to describe you ://
Eddie: fine
Eddie: touchè
Richie: back the fuck off mop head
Stanley: what did I do now??
Richie: I'm the only person in this world who can call Eds tiny and/or adorable so STFU 🤠
Eddie: aren't you forgetting Bev??
Beverly: yEAH I CAN CALL EDS TINY AND ADORABLE TOO YOU DONT OWN HIM riChArD
Richie: ok fine whatever but Bev you're on thin fucking ice
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Midnight Texts|IT (O N E-S H O T S)
FanfictionProbably what would happen if The Losers had phones :D This could have the potential of turning out well but you never know :)) i literally wrote this in 2018 it's absolutely terrible i'm sorry :/
