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1.Emmett Cullen isn't allowed to bedazzle Rose's bras or panties
2.Emmett Cullen isn't allowed to call Jessica Stanley and tell her Edward is leaving Bella
3.Emmett Cullen isn't allowed to call Texans educated hicks
4.Emmett Cullen isn't allowed to sing Don't Cha when Bella walks by...
5.Or Alice..
6.Or Esme...
7.Or any other breathing female
8.Emmett Cullen isn't allowed to bedazzle Jasper's Confederate uniform
9.Emmett Cullen isn't allowed to post on his facebook page that Jasper is a great kisser
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"Do you really think Emmett will listen Jasper?" I asked me when we posted 9 things Emmett's not allowed to do.
"I sure hope so."Jasper SIAD
"WORLD WAR THREE!! TAKE THIS YOU DIRTY CONFEDERATE!!!!!" Emmett SCREAMED
Suddenly mashed potatoes smacked me Jasper the face!
"EMMETT!!!!!!!!!!!!"Jasper screamed
I walked over to the tapped up list with the sharpie and wrote
'Emmett Cullen is under NO circumstances is allowed to start WW3 with Jasper.'
