Fairy tail boyfriend/girlfriend scenarios

(ships a/n)

This is for the fairy tail fans that ship the "cannon" ships please stop with:

"Omg they thought the same thing #NALU"

" she immediately thought of jellal JERZA!"

"He was worried about juvia OMG GRUVIA"

I'm not putting in gale cuz I mean that's the closest thing to being cannon so I kinda ship it

Now my friends know I HATE with a burning passion NALU I dropped the hint that I like gratsu and you might be like 'is that why you hate nalu?' Nope I hate because of the majority of people that ship it if you don't know what I mean look:

"FUK OFF ITS NALU FOR LIFE YOU PEACE OF POOP"

"The Natsu X Lucy storys where lisanna is a hoe (I didn't do the joke that's how you know I'm serious)"

"The unrelated things that Natsu and Lucy do together THAT ISNT SHIPPING FUEL exp:

'He picked that job for Lucy shipping fuel' (no wouldn't you pick out a job for your friend if they were broke and needed to pay rent?)

'Natsu was worried and went to check on Lucy NALU FOREVER' (no they all went cuz they were worried and wouldn't you go check on your friend if you had a feeling they were in trouble? And not be a lazy potato)

I can't list every reason why I hate nalu but I have a meater  for ships so:

'Cannon ships':5%of the meater

'Crack ships':20% of the meater

'Yuri ships:35% of the meater

'Yaoi ships:40% of the meater 

My most favourite ships:

Gray X Natsu 

Leo X natsu 

Sting X Natsu 

Gajeel X Natsu

Laxus X Natsu 

Erza X  Lucy 

Cana X Lucy 

Lucy X juvia

Lucy X levy

Lucy X yukino

Mira X Lucy 

Gray X Lyon 

Juvia X merdy (more like sister love (no not incest)

Erza X Mira 

And a whole lot of gay ships 

My least favourite ships:

The most of the cannon ships the only ones I kinda ship is

Gajeel X levy

I hardly ship lisanna and Natsu only like 2%

Laxus X mira

Bacus X Cana 

And that's it

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE~ except the fact that other people have different opinions and like different things not everyone likes the same thing so don't be an ass about someone who doesn't ship your ship

I'm fine with the cannon ships I just don't ship/like them I get it you ship these two together I see why just make sure the reason why you ship them actually makes sense sorry for no chapters I'm working on three big crossover chapters that are very important for my other book that I have yet to finish I still need to finish the art and fix up some things in the writing so

(Comment any ship ya don't like and most likely I'll ask why and hopefully others see eye to eye don't be shy)

BOIIIIIII~

(This chapter will have a part two)