Gryffindor: hey do you have a sharpie? Thanks! *proceeds to draw a face on their banana*
Ravenclaw: do you think I can register a hamster as an emotional support pet?
Hufflepuff: you know, I think the day I was born would be my favorite day of the year even if it wasn't my birthday
Slytherin: I know an old lady who swallowed a fly. It was me. I was the old lady. This is the timeline God abandoned.
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Hogwarts Houses
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