✦ Shakespearean Insults ✦

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Gryffindor: I had rather chop this hand off at a blow, And with the other fling it at thy face.

Ravenclaw: More of your conversation would infect my brain.

Hufflepuff: Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.

Slytherin: Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon.

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