( direct message ! )
phil: DAN
phil: HOW THE HELL DID YOU
SET ME UP WITH (Y/N)
phil: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
TO ME??!?1!1?!1
dan: because you're my
best friend who needs to
spice his life up a bit!
dan: also,, are you srsly
texting me during your date?
how fucking rude.
phil: I'm currently hiding in the bathroom..
phil: but don't you think my life is spicy
enough?! we have fans to constantly please!!
phil: I just don't wanna waste his time..
phil: we're just so busy sometimes, y'know?
dan: ofc i understand..
dan: but you deserve this, m8
dan: your well-being is just as
important as everyone else's
dan: now get out there and get yo mans!!
phil: you're such a butt sometimes
phil: but thanks
dan: you'll thank me later when
you guys get married xx
phil: (-_-)
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AESTHETIC ✧ phil lester
Fanfiction[DISCONTINUED] this is so shit but ty for 4k reads lol ily in which phil lester accidentally kills another houseplant, goes out to buy another, and runs into a cute florist. [social media au] (PHIL x MALE!READER) (lowercase intended) © stephanie 2018
