( direct message ! )
festive gardening hoes 🎄💅✨
(y/n): whatever u losers did,, its working...
(y/n): ya boi scored himself
another date shxksoskkdkssls
kt: omg yes bitch!!!
elliott: claim yo mans!!!!!
elliott: also real quick
elliott: u made a personal
twitter acc??
(y/n): yeah,, phannies arent taking
this rlly well and i don't need ppl
constantly @-ing me for stealing their
"smol bean uwu rawr XD"
kt: the amount of ppl ells and i
told off is overwhelming and so
fucking obnoxious goodness
elliott: if i encounter another uwu
bitch im gonna fuckin snap
kt: maybe we're just making it
worse by telling them off...
elliott: uh no.
elliott: i understand this isnt the
most mature thing to do, but im just
doing the world a favor and educating
the ignorant :)
(y/n): i think it'd be best if all
of us stopped in general. u can
stop snapping at ppl and i'll tell
phil that maybe we should keep
this between us until the storm settles.
kt: u were always the mature one
elliott: maybe that's the smarter thing
to do, but u bet ur ass im still defending
u whenever someone calls u a "dumb
bitch"
(y/n): oh ells, no can stop u, can they
elliott: lol nope :))
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AESTHETIC ✧ phil lester
Fanfiction[DISCONTINUED] this is so shit but ty for 4k reads lol ily in which phil lester accidentally kills another houseplant, goes out to buy another, and runs into a cute florist. [social media au] (PHIL x MALE!READER) (lowercase intended) © stephanie 2018
