(DEAD) RWBY X Male Reader Paranologist (wish I had a better name)

Chapter 9

Y/n:Snore

There was a knock at the door but I'm not gonna answer it

Yang:"Hey Y/n! You in there?! I wanna ask you something!"

Y/n:"You have reached Y/n, he's not here at the moment please leave a message after the beep..."

Yang:"Oh ha ha very funny! Now open the door!"

Y/n:"Wait for the beep..."

Yang:"That's it!"

I felt heat coming in my room so I sat up from my bed and looked at my door

Y/n:"Wait Yang don't do-"

Yang punched my door open, completely breaking it into pieces, and it caught on fire somehow

Y:n:"break the door..."

Yang:she shrugs"Oh oops...anyway I got questions for you"

Y/n:"Ugh fine... interrogate me..." I say as I get up

Yang:"Cool now do you have plans this evening?"

Y/n:"Nope"

Yang:"Ahhh good good...cause I know someone go totally wants to "hang" out with you!"

Y/n:"What kind of prank are you gonna pull..."I say giving her the evil eyes

Yang:"I-I promise you it's not a prank!"

Y/n:"Better not or I'll feed you to the Grimm..."

Yang:"You are terrifying when you wake up..."

Y/n:"Yep, anyway back to your prank?"

Yang:"It's not a prank I swear! Someone wants to hang out with you!"

Y/n:"Who?"

Yang:"Blake"

My eyes widen and I looked at Yang

Y/n:"Yeah tooooooootally!"

Yang:"I'm dead serious! I was talking to her about you and stuff and she got nervous when I said your name! She clearly is into you!"

I glare at her

Y/n:"You talkin shit?"

Yang:"Nononononono! I wasn't I swear I was comparing you to other guys to the school! You're 3rd in the whole who would you date thing!"

I gave a surprise look

Y/n:"Wait who's first?!"

Yang:"Sun dude, you can't beat those abs~"

Y/n:"You right, you right"

Yang:"Anyway! I just wanted to drop that info off so it's up to you what you do with the info!"

She leaves and I sat there in awe, she is really willing to fall in love a mentally insane person that fights ghosts... This is a start to a cliche rom com I know it...

So I texted Blake and asked if she was busy anytime soon

Bookworm

Y/n:Hey Blake! You got plans tomorrow?

Blake:Nope, why?

Y/n:I was wondering if you wanted to walk around the city with me cause why not Plus I wanna get to know you better

Blake:Oh yeah sure, that's fine

Y/n:Cool cool! Tis a date!