𝚙𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚗𝚎-𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜

|To My Dad whoops|

Peter stepped up to the podium, wearing his best suit although the last few days have been full of sweatpants and tears.

"H-hi um m-my name is Pe-Peter P-Parker an I- um am - uh Tony's Son.."

A majority of the reporters gasped at the surprising words.

"Um- I hadn't seen Tony in about 3 months until..now."

Peter gestured towards the crisp, cold fall air.

"I- I don't really know what to say, but this- this man was like a father to me.
Nearly 12 years after the death of my biological father, the man who I will always call my second father has passed away. It happened a week ago today, but it didn't hit me until 4:00 in the morning five days later.

On the surface my two fathers were very different men. Beneath the surface they shared a sensitivity to and for the world that I recognize as one in the same. Of course you had to know them only the way a son can know his fathers to see beneath the masks they wore for the world. Literally. Because of the times they came up in and the color of their skin, they learned to hold their masks in place as a means of survival. My biological father was very uh- intelligent if I could say so, not very-worried about me or things I did, reserved. My second father was extremely intelligent , only spoke sarcasm , extremely, highly, overly protective. One was a scientist ; one was a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist as he called himself . . One sought to escape worry and the fact that he was planning to sell secret weapons to foreign powers.. illegally ; the other found relief in coffee and working months on hardly any sleep while blasting AC/DC in his lab and sometimes messing with other Avengers about stupid shi- stuff. They were both fighters to the bitter end. I also had my Uncle, who was shot and killed by a robber, and my aunt, who was diagnosed with stage 4 lung Cancer 2 years ago

My second father entered my life at a rough moment in my life. I was close to finishing high school when my aunt was diagnosed and Tony was there for me the whole time. The man who thought that killing my only family left will 100% pay for anything and everything he has done.
But, for now Tony is remembered as a man, a legend, who changed history, and even life with his brain, will be remembered as a amazing human in his entirety. Now that I am 19, and Tony is not here to stop me.. I have an announcement that people have been waiting for for nearly 6 years.
The identity of Spider-Man."

The large crowd erupted with screams and shrieks from reporters who knew the were going to make huge amounts from this announcement.

"I, Peter Benjamin Parker am the masked hero of New York, Spider-Man."

"BULLSHIT PENIS"

Security made their way quickly to Peters fellow graduate who already was full of regret.

"STOP"

The guards looked toward Peter with the 'haha wtf why he's an asshole who has ThReAtEnD ToNy sTanKs SoN' look

"Flash. Come up here please"

The guards let the man through the heavily guarded gates up to the podium he was standing on.

"Everyone, this is Eugene Thompson, a man I graduated with. Although he was a- rather rude person through my years of school, he was the leader of the large majority of my school who didn't believe I had an 'Intership' with Tony. Well Flash I'm here to say you were right."

"Hell yEa"

"I was living with Tony. I never had an Intership. You think I was just not gonna make SOME sort of cover up for the fact that he had adopted me as his son and made me 23 suits by the time I was 17."

"Funny joke penis"

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"Well Eugene. At least I have something between my legs."