"Sup Dickwad"
"Yup"
"Come here. Want an ass beating?"
"I'm good thanks"
"Saving it for later?"
"Suuuurrrreeee"
Peter continued walking down to the table Ned was at only to be stopped once again by a headache.
Once he sat down he just laid his head down.
"Headache again?"
"Mhm"
"You know it could me some sort of brain cancer"
"Wow Ned Geez thanks I feel so much better now"
"You might want to look into it. Maybe it's a sign of something or an after effect of- big purple bitch"
"Well Ned when sis snapped it was just my body going away like confetti and then it was sucked back up. Last time I checked my brain was pretty decent."
Peter put his hand down in the table only to get hit with a shock of pain.
"Ow tf"
"It's called static electricity."
"Thanks Leed. It's just.. something feels really wrong.."
"Bitch finna die"
"Ned. Like dude shut up I'm not joking something is fucking wrong"
"Like what"
"Something bass gonna happen.."
"What tHo"
"I don't know I can't see into the future."
Peter set his arms down on the table only to be shocked once again
"This some demon shit I'm telling you"-
(Just insert some really loud noise here)
"Tf was that"
Everyone's heads were turned towards the windows where you could see the city. There was a huge ship. It was coming to the school..
"Ned."
"Tf is that"
"I think"-
Peter thought for a second before realizing what was happening
"Ned get everyone out of here right fucking now"
"What"-
"Do what I say. It's- it's- purple grape bitch™️"
"Noooo wayyyy"
"Fuck it you're not gonna listen- EVERYONE GET OUT"
"WHAT DO YOU KNOW PENIS"
"Flash get out. If not we might all die"
"Yea yEa I'm good"
"No one- OkAy fuck it- ITS THANOS WE HAVE TO LEAVE BEFORE THINGS RE-DO THEMSELVES."
"Sit down Parker you know nothing."
"Okay I'm done"-
Peter tapped the bracelet on his wrist as the iron spider suit covered his body
"Nice role play suit little boy"
"Flash stfu"
Peter shot a web at Flash's mouth while flipping him off and running outside
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Fanfictionpeter parker oneshots! requests closed! thank you for all the support <3 trigger warning! // blood, gore, injury's, hospitals, mental illness, depression, anxiety, attempted suicide, swearing, death, panic attacks, abuse, violence, fighting, guns, a...
