Sterek One-Shots

8~Practice

"Why do I need to practice?" Derek asked as he walked down the hallway to his locker with his boyfriend following him

"Cause it's my dad, he's the sheriff, and he won't hesitate to shoot you" Stiles exclaimed as Derek stuffed his history textbook in his locker

"Fine what do you want me to say" Derek leaned against his locker finally giving in

"Yess, thank you, now..." Stiles began as he rested his hands on Derek's shoulders getting him to stand up straight "I'll take you home" Derek smirked but Stiles chose to ignore it "I'll introduce you as my friend and then you'll say" he said pointing at Derek to continue

"I'm doing your son" Derek said nonchalantly

"Derek, this isn't funny" Stiles groaned

"Are you sure, I thought it was, but not as funny as last night when you said you'd top"

"Derek!! Can you just....ugh" Stiles said going red, clearly getting embarrassed

"Aww, baby" Derek said in a sweet voice as Stiles covered his face, Derek smiled as he took hold of Stiles' hands, pulling them away from his face and to his sides "There's nothing to worry about Okay, parents love me"

"You've never met anyone's parents before, that's why I've wanted you to practice" Stiles told him

"Well I'm great with my parents, so..." Derek said not understanding why he would need to practice talking to someone

"That's different Derek, my Dad has a gun, what don't you understand about that" Stiles exclaimed

"Yeah, and I have these" Derek said showing his claws

"Derek! Put them away" Stiles grabbed hold of Derek's hands and hid them to the side "How you've managed to keep the fact you're a werewolf all these years is beyond me" Stiles said running his hands over his face, taking a deep breath

"Because you've always been around the corner" Derek said into the crook of Stiles' neck taking in his scent, he left a trail of kisses from behind his ear down the side of his neck

"Derek!" Stiles exclaimed swatting his hand away that was previously making its way underneath his shirt "We're in school" he stated, Derek looked around and a look of realisation overcame him

"I don't care" Derek whispered seductively in his ear, tracing it with his lips

"Hale! Stilinski!" they both turned around to see Finstock walking past them

"Sir" Derek said as he lay his arm over Stiles' shoulders

"What did I tell you!" Stiles exclaimed as he slapped Derek in the chest

"Well you completely ignored my idea about going home, so this is the only time I get to do this" Derek said leaving a sweet and gentle kiss to Stiles' lips "Before I meet your Dad" he said pulling back from Stiles smirking

"You're am idiot, you know that?" Stiles said but with a small smile on the side of his lips

"You love it" Derek said walking backwards towards the exit

"Where you going?" Stiles asked

"You wanted me to meet your Dad, right?" Derek said as he reached his hand out to open the door, Stiles only smiled at him "Well? You coming or not?"
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Stiles pulled up to his house to see that his Dad's cruser was parked in the driveway. He took of his seatbelt and as Derek was about to step out, Stiles put a hand over his chest, stopping him from going any further.

"Okay, let's try again" Stiles said making Derek groan "I'm my dad, alright?"

"Fine" Derek said, wanting to get it over with

"So why should I let you date my son?" Stiles asked trying real hard to match his Dad's voice

"You're adorable" Derek said smiling

"Derek!!" Stiles exclaimed

"Okay, Okay, fine, um...oh because I can't get him pregnant" Derek said, proud of the answer he came up with

"Derek, you need to take this seriously" Stiles whined

"Well, that's unless I become an alpha that is" Derek said, completely ignoring what Stiles had said, as he pretended to go into a deep thought of getting Stiles pregnant

"What?!" He exclaimed, he wasn't informed of this possibility

"Yeah, I mean, can you imagine little mini me's running around, and mini you's chasing after one another" Derek looked over to see Stiles was in shock, which made Derek laugh

"Don't mess with me like that" Stiles slapped Derek in the chest and got out of his jeep

"You gotta admit, it was pretty funny" Derek said as he rounded the car, and walked up to the front door with Stiles beside him

"No, it was not" as Stiles went to open the door, it opened on its own to reveal his Dad standing there in his Sheriff's uniform "Dad, heyyy" he said drawing out the 'y'

"Hey son, how was school?" He asked as he walked back into the house letting the two boys enter

"You know, it's school, same old, same old" Stiles closed the door and scratched the back of his head

"Hey Derek, it's nice to see you again" Noah said clapping Derek on the back

"You too Sir" Derek said with a smile on his face

"Wait, you two...?" Stiles looked from Derek to his Dad more than one, trying to make a connection

"I caught him sneaking out your window last night when I came to check up on you" Noah stated as he sat down on the kitchen chair

"You what?" Stiles said trying to wrap his head around what his Dad just told him "Why didn't you tell me?" he looked at Derek, hoping to get an answer out of him

"Cause I thought it would be funny to see your reaction today when we got along" Derek said sitting in the chair opposite of Stiles' Dad

"Well I hope it was worth it" he pouted as he came to sit beside Derek

"It definitely was" Derek said squeezing the back of Stiles' neck liked he always does to calm him

"So I guess you know now" Stiles coughed looking up at his Dad

"You're not very good at hiding it" he replied with, as it was the only obvious answer

"I have you know this has been going on for many months" Stiles stated, it was his attempt to prove to his Dad that he can keep secrets

"I know, Derek told me" Noah said, Stiles looked over at Derek to see he had a smile on his face

"What exactly did you two talk about last night?" Stiles asked suspicious

"Nothing of importance" Derek told him

"As least he can't get you pregnant" Noah joked

"Right?? That could never happen" Derek smiled looking at Stiles

"This is gonna be a long night"
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Published~May 27, 2019