Spider-Man One-shots

The Teenage Nightmare Part 1

Thanks again to Barbemeli for letting me use her idea! Find the original works here: https://www.wattpad.com/632715192-avengers-spideyson-and-irondad-what-is-going-to

In this universe he is 15, a Stark.

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The nightmare commenced when a certain billionaire, not saying any names, decided it was a good idea to let Shuri come with T'Challa for some Avengers thing.

They arrived on a Monday. It doesn't really matter, though, since the only thing that could be telling you time in this story would be Peter's schooling, but it was the middle of Summer so that isn't a problem.

Anyways, they finally arrived. Shuri hadn't been told that there would be another teen there, so she was simply minding her own business watching vines on her phone, earbuds in.

Peter, meanwhile, had somehow managed to completely shatter his mirror. The only strange part about that was the fact that he found a bottle of shampoo behind the glass. And no, it wasn't one of those.. cabinet thingies. So, he went to go and tell his dad. He didn't know there was royalty now sitting in the living room.

Shuri had been allowed, to her relief, to go into the rec room by herself so she didn't have to be with the boring adults. Okay, they might have kicked her out because of her laughing and hyperventilating.

So, Peter barged into the living room. "Dad, I think I-"

"Peter!" Tony cleared his throat, nodding towards T'Challa.

"Oh, hi, Mr. Black Panther!" Peter greeted optimistically.

"Hello. Who is this?" he turned to Tony.

"T'Challa, meet my son, Peter." Tony stood and walked over to Peter, placing his hands onto his son's shoulders.

T'Challa nodded and smiled pleasantly.

"Oh, Pete, there's someone in the rec room you might want to meet." Tony suggested.

"Oh, okay." he said. With a wave, he set off towards the rec room.

When he arrived, he wasn't expecting to see a girl his age sitting and watching vines.

"Um... Hi?" he spoke up sheepishly. When she didn't respond, he asked FRIDAY for something. "FRI, can you connect her phone to the holographic screens in front of her.

FRIDAY, being the obedient AI she was, did just that.

Shuri screamed and jumped when the screens flickered on and sound came through surround-sound speakers. She was very perplexed as to what had happened until Peter walked up beside her and shrugged innocently.

"Who are you?!" she asked in surprise. As I said, she hadn't been told that there would be another child her age on the premises.

"Oh, um, I'm Peter Stark." he wiped his damp hand on his pant leg and held out his hand to her.

She shook it tentatively. "I am Shuri, T'Challa's sister."

"Oh, then you're a... princess." he stuttered a bit as he took down his hands. "Um, so..." he pointed to the screen. "You like vines, too?"

She grinned. "Yeah, they kicked me out of the room because of it. T'Challa always does that."

There was a momentary awkward silence between them.

"Hey, do you feel up for some pranks?"

Shuri turned her head slowly, a scowl set on her face. Peter dreaded that he must have said something wrong, but his worries evaporated when he received the reply.

"Do I?"

That's when the nightmare officially began. A five day nightmare. Filled with fear.

*~*~*

It started with Clint, their resident prankster. He was innocently walking to his room, entering as always. He took a shower, changed into clean clothes, brushed his teeth, and went to bed., What he didn't know was that, when he had come through the door, he had triggered a pressure plate. The pressure plate, in turn, had started a timer. The timer was set to go off at 4AM. What it did was... well, you're going to find out eventually.

Next they covered Bucky's mirror in toothpaste and replaced his shaving cream with whipped cream. Put pink hair dye in Tony's shampoo. Hid Thor's hammer(thanks to Peter, who still somehow managed to be worthy after all of this cruel pranking.). Somehow re-engineered Sam's shower faucet to spray orange juice. Replaced Steve's shield with a crappy cardboard version. Put a fish in Rhodey's toilet. Replaced Wanda's nail polish with frosting. Glued shut the door to Vision's room after he had gone to sleep. Put huge holographic cats in T'Challa's room. And for the grand finale, hidden all of the food and replaced the coffee grounds with dirt.

So, in the morning, Bucky was very frustrated that there was slippery toothpaste all over his mirror. In fact, he freaked out when he saw it. He thought it was a real reflection of his face. When he tried to shave he was very annoyed because it left his chin very sticky.

Tony, after his morning shower, was screaming in agony for his perfectly ruined hair.

Thor's suspicions were confirmed.

Sam was very sticky and had to use somebody else's shower.

Steve freaked out and began frantically searching for his shield.

Rhodey screamed when he saw the fish.

Wanda was confused by how thick it was and the fact that it wouldn't dry right, until she searched the minds of the Avengers... and one or two others.

Vision frowned and used his android strength to open the door, which was now unfortunately broken.

T'Challa screamed when he saw the three cats standing there, snarls on their faces.

Everyone gathered in the kitchen to share their horrible stories, except for Clint...

Steve still hadn't found his shield, so he was enlisting help as he made coffee. *cough* I mean dirt. * cough*

 Anyways, the coffee was made and people searching for food.

"There's no food in here!" he complained.

"You know there is, it doesn't count is you just don't like it." Steve answered.

"No, there is literally no food." he opened the cabinet wider, causing the others to gape.

They had suspects. Only one, actually. They thought it was Clint.

They all sat down with coffee, and took a sip.

*~*~*

In the other side of the Tower, Shuri and Peter had been watching the team's hopeless plight.

"Ahaha! The look on Bucky's face!" Peter laughed.

"Oh no, look at Vision!" she pointed, mouth covered, when Vision accidentally broke the door.

They had also been watching the night before, so they didn't miss T'Challa's "manly" shriek when he saw the cats.

 They had also woken up at 4AM to watching Clint. The timer turned to 4:00AM and...

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I hope you enjoyed this! It's my first two-part story. I hope you can feel the suspense. MWAHAHA.

Seriously, REQUESTS please! I don't want to just use one persons' amazing ideas!

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~MintMagician