[OLD] God or Goddess? (Lady Loki Oneshots)

Incorrect Lady Loki Quotes

Because I'm lazy. All these came from somewhere on tumblr.

Loki: When you've experienced everything I have, you've learned to develop thick skin.

Thor: I don't really think silver eyeshadow fits you, sister.

Loki: silver briNGS OUT MY EYES YOU QUIM

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Peter: You have ten guests and seven chairs. What do you do?

Steve: Have everyone stand

Tony: Being in three more chairs

Thor: The most important people can sit!

Loki: Kill them

Everyone: loKI-

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Tony: When you said you'd do 'magic in bed', this isn't what I was expecting.

Loki: *holds up 8 of diamonds* Is this your card?

Tony: Holy shit...

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Peter: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Loki: Why?

Peter: To get to the idiot's house. Knock knock!

Loki: Who's there?

Peter: The chicken.

Loki:

Peter:

Loki: I won't stab you under one condition

Peter: ...yeah?

Loki: go tell that joke to Thor

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Steve: You're smiling. Did something happen?

Loki: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Peter: Thor tripped over Mjolnir this morning

So, there you go! Hopefully this can satisfy you until I get my inspiration back