Incorrect Lady Loki Quotes 2

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DOUBLE POST. Plus a few quotes that aren't Loki. You guys know the drill

Anybody: How do Thor and Loki find their way out of these messes?

Avengers: They don't. They make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.

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Thor: Go on! Wear the hat! It's your birthday!

Loki: I'm not wearing that hat, Thor

Peter: Hey Ms. Loki! I got you something for your birthday!

<i>An hour later....</i>

Loki: *wearing a party hat, streamers braided into her hair, and a large pink pin with "birthday girl" written on it* Not. A. Word.

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Peter: Quick! *hands Loki phone* You have to pretend to be my mom

Loki: Hello, this is Mom Parker. Yes, the children are playing swords. Sorry, playing with swords. They are bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don't call again.
*hangs up*

Loki: Sorry, I panicked.

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Loki: Shut up.

Literally Anyone: I didn't say anyth-

Loki: You were thinking. It's annoying

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THIS ONE IS KINDA FROSTIRON

Loki: You don't think I can fight because I'm a girl.

Rhodey: I don't think you can fight because you're wearing a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Tony could fight in that dress either.

Tony: Perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride!

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