DOUBLE POST. Plus a few quotes that aren't Loki. You guys know the drill
Anybody: How do Thor and Loki find their way out of these messes?
Avengers: They don't. They make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.
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Thor: Go on! Wear the hat! It's your birthday!
Loki: I'm not wearing that hat, Thor
Peter: Hey Ms. Loki! I got you something for your birthday!
<i>An hour later....</i>
Loki: *wearing a party hat, streamers braided into her hair, and a large pink pin with "birthday girl" written on it* Not. A. Word.
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Peter: Quick! *hands Loki phone* You have to pretend to be my mom
Loki: Hello, this is Mom Parker. Yes, the children are playing swords. Sorry, playing with swords. They are bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don't call again.
*hangs up*Loki: Sorry, I panicked.
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Loki: Shut up.
Literally Anyone: I didn't say anyth-
Loki: You were thinking. It's annoying
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THIS ONE IS KINDA FROSTIRON
Loki: You don't think I can fight because I'm a girl.
Rhodey: I don't think you can fight because you're wearing a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Tony could fight in that dress either.
Tony: Perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride!
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