More Incorrect Quotes/Random Ideas

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Avengers are getting undressed from a mission.

Tony, taking his shirt off: Do you mind?

Loki: No. *sips drink*

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Loki: I can't have too much stress, it's bad for the baby.

Steve: What baby?

Loki: Peter.

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Tony: Queen of Bitches coming through!

*somewhere in the universe*

Loki: *sips tea* I feel like I'm being challenged

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Loki: Oh, you think I'm cute when I'm angry? We'll get ready, because I'm about to be fucking gorgeous!

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Peter: How can you like French fries but not like tater tots?

Loki: I enjoy thin fries the most. Larger fries and such are just too much potato at once

Peter: So like, Tater Overload.

Loki: *looks straight ahead into the distance* Tater Overload.

Tony: This isn't what I had in mind when I suggested truth or dare...

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