Avengers are getting undressed from a mission.
Tony, taking his shirt off: Do you mind?
Loki: No. *sips drink*
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Loki: I can't have too much stress, it's bad for the baby.
Steve: What baby?
Loki: Peter.
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Tony: Queen of Bitches coming through!
*somewhere in the universe*
Loki: *sips tea* I feel like I'm being challenged
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Loki: Oh, you think I'm cute when I'm angry? We'll get ready, because I'm about to be fucking gorgeous!
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Peter: How can you like French fries but not like tater tots?
Loki: I enjoy thin fries the most. Larger fries and such are just too much potato at once
Peter: So like, Tater Overload.
Loki: *looks straight ahead into the distance* Tater Overload.
Tony: This isn't what I had in mind when I suggested truth or dare...
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