[OLD] God or Goddess? (Lady Loki Oneshots)

Group Chat - F is for Friends

So.... here's some bs group chat thing because I wanted to and they're fucking hilarious to read. Inspired by (and sometimes copied jokes from) "genz avengers + others" on AO3 by medixnoche.
Also, slight mention of Non Binary!Loki because they deserve more attention.

(That Bitch™️ is MJ, just to clarify)

F Is For Friends
February 28, 2013

🅱️eter has entered the chat
Guy in the Chair has entered the chat
That Bitch™️ has entered the chat

🅱️eter: so that was fun I guess

Guy in the Chair: Are you kidding me? We visited the fucking avengers!

🅱️eter: yeah but I work with them a lot sooo the cool factor has lowered

That Bitch™️: Well aren't you just a special little snowflake

Guy in the Chair: Also wtf happened with Loki? I figured she'd be you know less motherly

🅱️eter: Fr tho she's really chill once you get past the stabby stabby part

That Bitch™️: Pics or it didn't happen

🅱️eter: MJ you were there wtf

🅱️eter: Actually I could add her.

🅱️eter: She has a phone

Guy in the Chair: *lE gASp*

Guy in the Chair: Wait really?

That Bitch™️: Do it. No balls

🅱️eter: Ouch

🅱️eter has added (718-xxx-xxxx) to the chat

(718-xxx-xxxx): Parker what did you do?

Guy in the Chair: Oh my god.

(718-xxx-xxxx): Well thank you. I've never been referred to that before

🅱️eter: I now officially declare Loki as a gen z member

(718-xxx-xxxx): I'm honored?????????

Guy in the Chair: this is so cool Jesus fuckimg Christ

(718-xxx-xxxx): Jesus? I only know Idina Menzel

That Bitch™️: what a queen

(718-xxx-xxxx): thank you

That Bitch™️: yeah you too I guess

(718-xxx-xxxx): wow ok

(718-xxx-xxxx): Peter if you change my name to Elphaba or Elsa I will destroy you

🅱️eter: well fuck there goes my weekend plans

(718-xxx-xxxx)'s name has been changed to Queen

🅱️eter: wait what if she isn't a queen

Queen's name has been changed to Royalty

Royalty: eww what no not that Bitch

🅱️eter: who?

Royalr_5: me bitch

Rival: b̴r̷e̸a̵k̸i̷n̵g̴ ̴t̴h̶e̸ ̵f̵o̶u̷r̶t̶h̸ ̷w̵a̸l̷l̵ ̵n̷o̴w̷,̴ ̴a̶r̶e̵ ̴w̶e̶?̷

Guy in the Chair: w h a t

Royalty: nothing

Royalty's name has been changed to Goth of Mischief

Goth of Mischief: ...I can work with this.

~ ~ ~

Goth of Mischief: it's they/them day bitches

🅱️eter: *heelys past the doorway* PROUD

That Bitch™️: Give me your power plz I want this energy

Goth of Mischief: Shut up you supportive hoes

🅱️eter: This just in: I'm a hoe

Guy in the Chair: We been knew

That Bitch™️: We been knew

🅱️eter: stfu I stg smh

That Bitch™️: maybe the real hoes were the friends we made along the way

Guy in the Chair: Wtf

Goth of Mischief: Thor just asked me what WTF means. I told him "wow that's fantastic"

That Bitch™️: You better screenshot bitch

🅱️eter: everyone assumes Loki is extremely destructive but honestly this is actually the kind of mischief they pull

Goth of Mischief: don't you fucking expose me like this

🅱️eter: this just in: Loki is soft. Send tweet

Goth of Mischief: nO

Guy in the Chair: sister snapped

🅱️eter: Jesus Christ

Goth of Mischief: *Idina Menzel

🅱️eter: shit you right