Smutty With A Twist

Waking Up

"Fuck" I groan rubbing my head. Once the bright piercing yellow light faded I saw one thing: blue eyes.

"Fuck" I repeat

"No your not in heaven love" he says through his gruff accent.

"I didn't say that. Where am I?" I demand

"Heaven love"

"Fuck off"

"I'm joking. We're back at your house"

"Lookie at the panties" the chubby ginger one mocks playing with some black panties

"I've been meaning to give those back to your mother" I joke

"She's got a lip Benny" Ginger says

"Fuck off Danny" blue eyes snaps.

Danny retaliates by sticking his tongue out.

"Well it's been nice having you two... I think but I have shit to do" I sit up, feeling a tad dizzy.

"We saved you from being raped and not even a thanks?" Danny pouts

"What do you want? a bloody cup of tea?" I snap I stand up dizzily and blue eyes catches me. Or Benny. Whatever the hell his name is.

"Thanks" I mumble.

"At least tell us your name" Benny pleads

"Look. I don't need your help" I push him off me "this is Chicago. I can handle myself from being raped"

"Obviously" he chuckles "I'm ben and this is Danny"

"Great." I groan sitting at the table and sorting through my mail.

"Fuck" I groan for the thousandth time.

"You okay?" Ben asks

"Peachy"

"That's an eviction notice. You sure?" Danny looks over my shoulder.

"Yeah"

"Outta money?" he persists

"My parents own Manhattan" I snap

I see there mouths drop "You're an Anthem?"

"Yeah" I smile. "the one and only''

"You have two sisters" Ben laughs

"Stop stalking me" I sigh throwing the mail aside.

"You're Kayla Anthem aren't you?" Danny asks

"Shut up" I warn

"So if you have the money either mommy and daddy cut you off or...."

"I said shut up. I don't need the tabloids to know my where abouts"

"Why?" Ben asks

"None of your business my parents send me checks. But the landlord figured out my.... well the real me and now...."

"What's so wrong about you?"

"It's the family. Not me specifically. We tend to buy our way out of sticky situations and don't care about the ca lateral damage"

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Danny asks.

"It means you shut the hell up now" I warn.

"Well...." Ben trails off looking at Danny "you play guitar?"

"Well yeah. I guess why?"

"Ben..." Danny shakes his head

"She's a good fuck" Ben defends. Plus it's a real game changer in the hardcore rock n roll community"

"What are you talking about?"

"We need a guitarist" Danny sighs "before we go on tour in two days"

"That's really nice of you guys but my day consists of basically what I did with ben last night. The road isn't for me"

Their jaws drop again.

"She's perfect" Ben awes.

"We have sex every night too!" Danny exclaims

"Good for you" I nod

"Come on" Ben pleads. "You have four guys, always ready for a good fuck and if you get bored you can always go to a bar."

"But who'd get bored with all this sex appeal?" Danny gestures at himself, I couldn't help but laugh.

"We even have a stripper pole if that's what your into." Ben winks

This is one hell of a mistake. "fine"