Lobsterboilance- throwback to the time I asked shiro if I could do something and he told me to ask allura who told me to ask shiro.
HunkyHunk- didn't u ask corn
Lobsterboilance- hell yeah
All that jazz- didn't he tell you to ask allura?
Lobsterboilance- hell yeah
All that jazz- this is why I don't ask permission
All that jazz- or talk to people.
KKogayne- talking to people is overrated
All that jazz- true.
Lobsterboilance- this is why neither of you are the diplomats of the group.
HunkyHunk- Yeah remember when Keith tried to attack klaizap.
Lobsterboilance- haha yeah
Al that jazz- why don't I remember that?
KKogayne- you weren't there. I think you were talking to shiro. It was before we left Arus.
All that jazz- oh yeah. That was when lance thought I was a boy.
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Lobsterboilance- you guys wanna hear a joke?
HunkyHunk- sure!
Lobsterboilance- shiro shiro and shiro walk into a bar.
Lobsterboilance- and shiro says to the bartender (Haggar) one death please
Lobsterboilance- then Keith walks in and blows shit up
Lobsterboilance- shiro and Keith leave the bar and what happened to shiro and shiro? We don't know.
KKogayne- I think I blew them up?? It was a stressful situation
All that jazz- o my fckng god they fckng ded
gryffindor- I'm confused
NahDIEah- me too
Mathematics-Holt- shiro's a fcking dumbass who cant even die right
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Voltron: Legendary Fuckups (Voltron GC)
FanfictionLance finds his, Pidge's and Hunk's old group chat from their Galaxy Garrison days. It's safe to say this isn't gonna end well. This is gonna be a plance story btw y'all but like in the background. I own literally nothing. In chapter five they wa...
